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• How is 't with you, That you do bend your eye on vacancy?
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act iii, Sc. 4...
• The best thing about being bald is, that, when unexpected company arrives, all you have to do is straighten your tie.
• Bend a carrot if you will, but a turnip will never bend.
• Steamfitters do it with a long hot pipe.
• Give me a straight line and I'll bend it for you.
• Do you think I am easier to be played on than a pipe?
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act iii, Sc. 2...
• Demosthenes: Demosthenes can do is bend and hold the legs together. -- Alexander Woollco
• Homer: Listen here: my name is Homer J. Simpson. You guys think I'm dead, but I'm not.
  Now I want you to straighten this out without a lot of your bureaucratic red tape and mumbo- jumbo!...
• How do you bare it, this loneliness?