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• You will be recognized and honored as a community leader.
• How many Christians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  200!!! 100 to sit in church and pray long sonorous prayers for it to see the light again, 10 to stand on street corners and point out to others how that if they don't accept what they're being told, their light might go out as well, 3 to try and exorcise the demon of darkness out of the light bulb, 2 to gather together in "the name of the lord" because where two or more are gathered together in "his" name....
• You will be recognized and honored as a community leader. Later there will be a scandal.
• The duty of the people is to tend to their affairs.
  The duty of government is to help them do it. This is the pasta of politics....
• If you don't do it excellently, don't do it at all.
  Because if it's not excellent, it won't be profitable or fun, and if you're not in business for fun or profit, what the hell are you doing there?...