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• How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
• Q: How do you keep a moron in suspense?
• How do you keep a fool in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.
• Homer: So... how about those rainbow suspenders, huh?
  Bart: Dad...? Homer: Pretty cool way to keep your pants up, eh?...
• Q. How do you keep an Aggie busy at a terminal? A. While he's not looking, switch it to "local".
• Suspense is not knowing what you're up against and not knowing what you can do.
  Terror is knowing what you're up against and not knowing what you can do about it....
• How do you feel?" "Like a military academy; bits of me keep on passing out.
  -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• How can you keep working with this lo-tech stuff?
• No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up. -- Lily Tomli