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• How do you tickle a JAP? Gucci, Gucci, Gucci.
• What do you call a JAP 10? A JAP 3 with $7,000,000 in the bank.
• How can you tell a JAP at the funeral parlor? She's the one in the black tennis outfit.
• How do you know your elephant had her period? There's a nickel on your dresser and your mattress is missing.
• What's the difference between a JAP and an elephant?
  10 pounds. How do you get them to be the same? Force feed the elephant....
• Do you know why the fairy sits at the top of the Xmas tree ?
  One year, Santa had one tree left over after giving everybody one, and when one of his fairy helpers asked what she should do with it, he told her....
• What do you get when you cross a JAP with a computer? A machine that never goes down.
• That wife of mine is a liar," said the angry husband to a sympathetic pal seated next to him in a bar.
  "How do you know?" the friend asked. "She didn't come home last night, and when I asked her where she'd been she said she'd spent the night with her sister Shirley....
• You wanna know how to nail Capone? This is how you nail Capone
  he pulls a knife you pull a gun, he puts one of yours in the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue....