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• How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
• Q: How do you keep a moron in suspense?
• How do you keep a fool in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.
• Anyone who doesn't believe as you do is an idiot. -- Liberal Rule #17
• Q. How do you keep an Aggie busy at a terminal? A. While he's not looking, switch it to "local".
• Suspense is not knowing what you're up against and not knowing what you can do.
  Terror is knowing what you're up against and not knowing what you can do about it....
• How do you feel?" "Like a military academy; bits of me keep on passing out.
  -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• What do you take me for, an idiot?
  -- General Charles de Gaulle, when a journalist asked him if he was happy...
• Laugh and the world thinks you are an idiot!