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• I Love Hamburgers, I Like You!
  ' -- Titles of the love ballads you can sing to your beloved -- Eddie, age 6...
• I Am in Love with You Most of the Time, but Don't Bother Me When I'm with My Friends.
  ' -- Titles of the love ballads you can sing to your beloved -- Bob, age 9...
• Honey, I Got Your Curly Hair and Your Nintendo on My Mind.
  ' -- Titles of the love ballads you can sing to your beloved -- Sharon, age 9...
• Hey, Baby, I Don't like Girls but I'm Willing to Forget You Are One!
  ' -- Titles of the love ballads you can sing to your beloved -- Will, age 7...
• You Are My Darling Even Though You Also Know My Sister.
  ' -- Titles of the love ballads you can sing to your beloved -- Larry, age 8...
• To fall in love with yourself is the first secret of happiness.
  I did so at the age of four-and-a-half. Then if you're not a good mixer you can always fall back on your own company....
• Mushy ... like puppy dogs ... except puppy dogs don't wag their tails nearly as much.
  -- How do people in love typically behave? -- Arnold, age 10...
• Can you imagine Spock picking his nose?
• Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find yourself unsure as to what to say in those awkward situations?
  Worry no more... Do as I say, not as I do. Do me a favour and don't tell me about it....