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• X windows: We will dump no core before its time. One good crash deserves another.
  A bad idea whose time has come. And gone. We make excuses....
• If hard work is so good for you, how come the rich don't keep it all for themselves?
  -- Jamaican saying...
• What excuses stand in your way? How can you eliminate them? -- Roger von Oech
• If swimming is so good for your figure, how come whales look the way they do?
• He who is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else.
• He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else. -- Benjamin Frankli
• If exercise is all that good for you, how come the doctor with the greatest seniority has the parking place closest to the hospital door?