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• When the night is dark And the dogs go...bark When the clouds are black And the ducks go.
  ..quack When the sky is blue And the cows go...mooo Think of lovely Queenie She'll be thinking of you....
• Look at these cows and remember that the greatest scientists in the world have never discovered how to make grass into milk.
  -- Michael Pupin (1858-1935)...
• TV host: The colors of the Italian flag are red, white, and what?
  [all four simultaneously] Bart: Blue! Orange!...
• Big Room, the: n. The extremely large room with the blue ceiling and intensely bright light (during the day) or black ceiling with lots of tiny night-lights (during the night) found outside all computer installations.
  He can't come to the phone right now, he's somewhere out in the Big Room....
• When you next look at a cow eating some grass, pause a little longer and recall that science has not yet come up with a good response as to how grass is turned into milk.
• Big Room n. (Also `Big Blue Room') The extremely large room with the blue ceiling and intensely bright light (during the day) or black ceiling with lots of tiny night-lights (during the night) found outside all computer installations.
  He can't come to the phone right now, he's somewhere out in the Big Room....
• Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will eat for the rest of his life.
• SOCIALISM: You have two cows. Give one to your neighbour.
  COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Give both to the government....
• SOCIALISM: You have two cows. Give one to your neighbour.
  COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Give both to the government....