Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Did you exchange a walk-on part in the world for a lead role in a cage? -- David Gilmou
Did YOU find a DIGITAL WATCH in YOUR box of VELVEETA? -- Zippy the Pinhead
Did you hear about the cannibal who loved children? He just adored the platter of little feet...
Did you hear about the cowboy who got himself a dachshund?
Everyone kept telling him to get a long, little doggie....
Did you hear about the dislexic agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog?
Did you hear about the earthquake committee meeting that was adjourned by a motion from the floor?
Did you hear about the <ethnic> that went to the airport?
Saw a sign that said 'Airport Left', so he turned around and went home....
Did you hear about the guy who died from snorting saccharine? Yeah, he thought it was diet coke.
Did you hear about the Len Bias Memorial Basketball League? It's for guys six feet and under.
Did you hear about the logician who got a kidney stone from too much dirty dancing?
It was diagnosed as a lambada calculus....

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