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Did you know that Mozart had no arms and no legs? I've seen statues of him on people's pianos.
-- Victor Borge...
Did you know... That no-one ever reads these things?
Did you know that rain is the sound of angels flushing? -- "Married...With Childre
Did you know that Spiro Agnew is an anagram of Grow a Penis?
Did you know that there are 71.9 acres of nipple tissue in the U.S.?
Did you know that there is a million bucks hidden in the house next door?
"But there is no house next door." "No? Then let's go build one!" -- MARX...
Did you know that the voice tapes easily identify the Russian pilot that shot down the Korean jet?
At one point he definitely states: Natasha!...
Did you know the phone company uses the bone marrow of Third World babies to make microchips?
-- THE BADGER...
Did you learn that from captains' school, too?" "No.
Rodgers and Hammerstein." -- Uhura and Kirk from the STAR TREK comic....
Did you...miss me? I certainly did. Many was the time I said to myself.
..'I wish _Percy_ were here...' Oh!... '...being tortured instead of me....

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