Did You Hear About The Cowboy Who Got Himself A Dachshund?

Did You Hear About The Cowboy Who Got Himself A Dachshund?

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Did you hear about the cowboy who got himself a dachshund?
Everyone kept telling him to get a long, little doggie.

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