Did you hear about the cowboy who got himself a dachshund?
Everyone kept telling him to get a long, little doggie.
Everyone kept telling him to get a long, little doggie.
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- Did you hear the joke about the moron who kept saying no?
Did you hear the joke about the moron who kept saying... - Did you hear about the woman who hates her husband
so much that she closes her eyes during intercourse... - Did you hear about the couple on the stalled elevator
who got off between floors... - Did you hear about the fellow who decided to start
procrastinating but never got around to it... - Did you hear about the fellow who got ten years for
pumping ethyl behind the station... - Did you hear about the woman who got out of a taxi,
and charged the driver five bucks... - Did you hear about the cannibal who loved children?
He just adored the platter of little feet..... - Did you hear about the girl with the big wardrobe who
started with just a little slip... - Did you hear about the nymphomaniac teenager who was
popularly known as Little Often Annie...
From the same category:
- Between the acting of a dreadful thing
And the first motion,
all the interim is Like a phantasma, or a hideous dream... - New religion?
I haven't used up the old one, yet... - Men's judgments are
A parcel of their fortunes; and things outward
Do draw the inward quality after them,
To suffer all alike. -- William Shakespeare (1564... - Words form the thread on which we string our experiences.
Aldoux Huxley, The Olive... - I Love Animals.....
They're Delicious...
