Did You Hear About The Cannibal Who Loved Children? He Just Adored The Platter Of Little Feet...

Did You Hear About The Cannibal Who Loved Children? He Just Adored The Platter Of Little Feet...

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Did you hear about the cannibal who loved children?
He just adored the platter of little feet...

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