Did You Hear About The Dislexic Agnostic Insomniac Who Stays Up All Night Wondering If There Really Is A Dog?

Did You Hear About The Dislexic Agnostic Insomniac Who Stays Up All Night Wondering If There Really Is A Dog?

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Did you hear about the dislexic agnostic insomniac who stays up all night
wondering if there really is a Dog?

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