Did You Hear About The Guy Who Died From Snorting Saccharine? Yeah, He Thought It Was Diet Coke.

Did You Hear About The Guy Who Died From Snorting Saccharine? Yeah, He Thought It Was Diet Coke.

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Did you hear about the guy who died from snorting saccharine?
Yeah, he thought it was diet coke.

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