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Did you hear that the Dutch government gave Quayle 12 rare Rembrandt etchings?
He's already got four of them colored in....
Did you hear that Woody Allen's girlfriend is pregnant with his next girlfriend?
Did you hear the joke about the moron who kept saying no?
Did you hear the joke about the moron who kept saying no?...
Did you just crawl over some barbed wire, sir? No..
.I just put my elbow in a blob of ice-cream. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Captain Cook...
Did you know that ACME is an acronym? A Company that Makes Everything
Did you know that Arethra Franklin was one of the first network programmers?
Listen closely to the lyrics of "Respec...
Did you know that clones never use mirrors? -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
Did you know that if you were a kangaroo, you couldn't be a mailman?
Did you know that lithium builds up in the fatty tissues of the body?
Did you know that married men live longer than single men?
So, if you want to die a slow death, get married!!! -- Dave Maynard...

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