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DIGESTION, n. The conversion of victuals into virtues.
When the process is imperfect, vices are evolved instead -- a circumstance from which that wicked writer, Dr....
Digging without a shovel is quite impractical. Even with a shovel progress progress is unlikely.
Digital circuits are made from analog parts.
Digital computers are themselves more complex than most things people build
They have very large numbers of states. This makes conceiving, describing, and testing them hard....
Digiterata: AND WHETHER OR NOT IT'S CLEAR TO YOU
AT&T AND IBM WILL BE OVERCOME AS THEY SHOULD....
Digiterata: AS FAR AS POSSIBLE WITHOUT SURRENDER
MODIFY YOUR SOFTWARE UNTIL IT WORKS THE WAY THE SOFTWARE HOUSE ADVERTISED....
Digiterata: AVOID RPG AND FORTRAN HACKERS; THEY'RE A VEXATION OF THE SPIRIT.
Digiterata: BUT LET THIS NOT BLIND YOU TO WHAT VIRTUE THERE IS
EVEN UNIX GURUS STRIVE FOR HIGH IDEALS; EVEN THOUGH THEIR QUEST IS FUTILE...
Digiterata: ENJOY YOUR ATARI AS WELL AS YOUR APPLE.
KEEP THE FAITH WITH YOUR SWTP SYSTEM; HOWEVER HUMBLE...
Digiterata: ESPECIALLY DO NOT RUN EMULATORS; FOR EVEN AN 8 MHZ Z-80 CAN'T IMPERSONATE A CRAY.
NEITHER BE CYNICAL ABOUT MS-DOS; FOR IN THE FACE OF ALL TIME IT IS BUT A BUTTERFLY....

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