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Did you hear about the midget who was running away from the Prague Police?
He ran up to a house, knocked on the door and asked the woman who opened the door if she would cache a small Czech....
Did you hear about the new building demolition company? They call themselves "Ediface Wrecks".
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven? ... Seats 500.
Did you hear about the new Mike Tyson commercial? In 6 years I'm going to Disneyworld!
Did you hear about the new resturant on the moon? Nice setting, but not a lot of atmosphere.
Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins?
He baptized one and kept the other as a control....
Did you hear about the shepherd who drove his sheep through town and was given a ticket for making a ewe turn?
Did you hear about the snail that was mugged by two tortoises?
Did you hear about the unitarian branch of the Ku Klux Klan?
They go around burning question-marks on people's lawns....
Did you hear that Sinead O'Connor is coming out with a new shampoo? It's a roll-on.

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