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Did you ever feel that you were a typewriter, while everyone else in the world was a wordprocessor?
Did you ever have one of those days when you just couldn't get rid of a bomb?
-- Batman, "Batman" TV serie...
Did you ever have one of those nights where you didn't want to go out .
.. but your hair looked too good to stay home? -- Jack Simmo...
Did you ever hear of Captain Wattle? He was all for love, and a little for the bottle.
-- Charles Dibdin (1745-1814) -- Captain Wattle and Miss Roe...
Did you ever hear Of the frolic fairies dear? They're a blessed little race, Peeping up in fancy's face, In the valley, on the hill, By the fountain and the rill
Laughing out between the leaves Tha...
Did you ever hear someone say this: "It was more fun than a barrel of monkeys"?
Did you ever smell a barrel of monkeys? -- Steve Bluestei...
Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you?
But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window. -- Steve Bluestei...
Did you ever realize that Peter O'Toole has a double-phallic name? -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
Did you ever think as a hearse goes by, That you might beeee the next to die.
They wrap you up in a nice clean sheet, And throw you in about 6 feet deep....
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in?
I think that's how dogs spend their lives. -- Sue Murphy...

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