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• If one is going to steal, it is considered somewhat sporting to inform the victims beforehand
  for examples see any episodes of the BATMAN TV series. -- Robert J Woodhead (trebor@biar.UUCP)...
• You can't be Batman to all the Robins of the world.
• When you're lo-oo-oony then you just don't give a fig Man's so pu-uu-uuny and the universe so big- If you hurt inside
  get certified, and if life should treat you bad Don't get ee-ee-eeven Don't get ee-ee-eeven Don't get ee-ee-eeven Get MAD!...
• Hello. My name is Batman. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
• Batman where does he get all those wonderful toys? --Jack Nicholso
• Batman IS Mr.Mom?!?!
• What mistakes have you made, Lieutenant? You kept the media away from it.
  That's the bottom line, isn't it? Yes it is." -- Lt....
• I wear a cape. You take pictures. It is not a perfect world.
  -- Bruce Wayne philosophizes to his girlfriend in BATMAN...
• A good man doesn't just happen. They have to be created by us women.
  A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him....