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• Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you?
  But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window. -- Steve Bluestei...
• We're the weirdest monkeys ever. -- Karl Lehenbaue
• Did you ever wonder what you'd say to God if He sneezed?
• You could be replaced by an infinite number of monkeys.
• Did you know... That no-one ever reads these things?
• I'm defending her honor, which is more than she ever did.