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Did someone put itching powder in your armor?
Didst thou never hear That things ill got had ever bad success?
And happy always was it for that son Whose father for his hoarding went to hell?...
Did the Devil really create the world when God wasn't looking?
Did therewith bury in oblivion.
-- William Browne (1590-1645) -- Britannia's Pastorals, Book ii, Song 2...
Did they steal your brain, too? -- Charles Furnell to Syndi, "No Brain, No Pain", Eerie Indiana
Did thrust as now in others' corn his sickle.
-- Du Bartas (1544-1590) -- Divine Weekes and Workes, Second Week, Second Day, Part ii...
Did U arrest the 85 yr old lady or just beat her up.
We just slapped her around a bit... she's getting m/t [medical treatment] right now....
Did you all know that there is five constipated men in the bible?
Did you ever cast a spell? [yn] Did it work? [yn] Sure it did.
Did you ever feel like the whole world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?
-- George Gobel...

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