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• Did you ever feel like the whole world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?
  -- George Gobel...
• If you were everyone but one person I would listen to everyone else.
• It takes all kinds of people to make a world, but did you ever think the percentages were wrong?
• Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control has already been born? -- Benny Hill
• If at first you don't succeed, blame everyone else.
• You are only as good as everyone else thinks !
• Did you hear about the Newfie that Thought his typewriter was pregnant because it missed a couple of periods.
• 0011 Have you ever programmed while intoxicated? 0012 .
  .. Did it make sense the next day? -- from THE HACKER TEST...
• Computers have rights, too. Everyone talks about the rights of animals, but so far nothing has been said about the tragic plight of computers the world over.
  They are subjected to the greatest horror ever conceived...