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Leela: Okay, This Has Gotta Stop. I'm Going To Remind Fry Of His Humanity The Way Only A Woman Can.
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Leela: Okay, this has gotta stop. I'm going to remind Fry of his
humanity the way only a woman can.
Professor: You're going to do his laundry?
Related:
Teacher: Okay. Now, everyone take out your safety pencil and a circle of paper.
This week, I hope we can finish our work on the letter "A"....
ET Man: Tonight, all Hollywood's wondering who'll be chosen to co-star in the big new McBain pic, Mc Bain IV
Fatal Discharge. [phone rings] Parker: Oh, you're watching?...
Monica: So, Ross, what's going on with you? Any stories?
[Digs her elbow into his hand] No news, no little anecdotes to share with the folks?...
This is a great, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus.
Heh heh." -Fry "I don't get it." -Leela "I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all....
Monica: Please tell me you_re stopping now. Pete: I_m fine!
I'd fight tonight, if they_d let me. [stands up and starts swinging his arms] See this circle I'm marking off here?...
Man has his will, but woman has her way!
Fry: Leela, Bender, we're going grave-robbing. Bender: I'll get my kit!
But, officer, I was only going ONE way!
Lisa: This is our pet. We can question his integrity and disposition, but we can't question his heart.
Are you trying to teach us that the way to solve a problem with something we love is to throw it away?...