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• Why would a robot need to drink?" -Fry "I don't need to drink, I can quit anytime I want.
  Bende...
• I love every living creature." -Leela "Even me?" -Fry "As a friend." -Leela
• This is a great, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus.
  Heh heh." -Fry "I don't get it." -Leela "I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all....
• Take it off or else I break it off." -Leela, with Fry's arm around he
• Fry: How did I get Leela to love me? I've got to figure it out.
  Hermes: Maybe you're just a fantastic lover, Fry. Amy: No....
• Sorry, did I say something wrong?" said Marvin, the paranoid human-hating robot, dragging himself on regardless.
  Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway so I don't know why I bother to say it, oh God, I'm so depressed....
• Fry: I'm not a robot like you. I don't like having disks crammed into me.
  .. unless they're Oreos, and then only in the mouth....
• Who would have though hell would really exist? And that it would be in New Jersey?
  Leela "Actually..." - Fry...
• Leela: Hey, you know what might be a hoot? Professor: No. Why would I know that?