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• Fry: "Hey, my girlfriend had one of those. Actually, it wasn't her's, it was her dad's.
  Actually, she wasn't my girlfriend, she just lived next door and never closed her curtains....
• Hermes: Dating your ex, Fry? Have you lost all self-respect? Fry: All what?
• It's 74841505. Do you know where your kids are?
• Have you ever had your stack stuck on a semaphore? (inside joke)
• If your parents don't have kids, neither will you.
• Homer: Why don't people like me, Marge? Marge: Mmm, everyone likes you, you're a wonderful person.
  Homer: Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?...
• Hey you kids, .......get out of that Jello tree!
• Homer dances on a beach with ice cream cones and lollipops] Home
  [singing] Sugar, do-do-do do, do do, Oh, honey honey, do-do-do do, do do, You are my candy girl....
• Bart: Hey, where's your candy? George: We don't have any.
  Now go away! Barbara: George! Older people don't eat much candy, Bart, but I could bake you some cookies if you like....