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Fry: Mmm, The Gristle In A Blanket Isn't Half Bad. Bende
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Fry: Mmm, the gristle in a blanket isn't half bad.
Bender: And try one of these popsicle sticks. They've
absorbed quite a bit of flavor.
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Listen, Bender, where's your bathroom?" -Fry "Bath what?
Bender "Bathroom." -Fry "What room?" -Bender "Bathroom!...
Ahhh! We're gonna die! Right?" -Fry "Right." -Bender "Ahhh!" -Fry
Fry: Where's Captain Bender? Off catastrophizing some other planet?
Fry: "I'm not prejudiced." Bender: "Ah, save it for the cross-burning, Adolf.
Bender: Fry, of all the friends I've had, you're the first.
I betcha Leela's holding out for a nice guy with one eye.
Fry "That'll take forever. What she oughta do is find a nice guy with two eyes and poke one out....
One good turn usually gets most of the blanket.
Bender: I need a calculator. Fry: You are a calculator. Bender: I need a good calculator.
Fry: Leela, Bender, we're going grave-robbing. Bender: I'll get my kit!