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When I saw a sign on the freeway that said, "Los Angeles 445 miles," I said to myself, "I've got to get out of this lane.
-- Franklyn Ajaye...
When I say the magic word to all these people, they will vanish forever.
I will then say the magic words to you, and you, too, will vanish -- never to be seen again....
When I sell liquor, it's called bootlegging; when my patrons serve it on silver trays on Lake Shore Drive, it's called hospitality.
-- Al Capone...
When I was 16, I thought there was no hope for my father.
By the time I was 20, he had made great improvement....
When I was a boy I was told that anyone could become President.
Now I'm beginning to believe it. -- Clarence Darrow...
When I was a child... We had a quick-sand box in the backyard.
.. I was an only child... eventually. -- Stephen Wrigh...
When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman.
After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us....
When I was a kid, we had a quick-sand box in the backyard.
I was an only child... eventually. -- Steven Wrigh...
When I was a young man, I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal woman.
Well, I found her -- but alas, she was waiting for the ideal man. -- Robert Schuma...

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