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When man calls an animal "vicious", he usually means that it will attempt to defend itself when he tries to kill it.
When managers hold endless meetings, the programmers write games.
When accountants talk of quarterly profits, the development budget is about to be cut....
When Marriage is Outlawed, Only Outlaws will have Inlaws.
When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results. -- Calvin Coolidge
When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip.
-- Ignatius Reilly...
When my fist clenches crack it open, Before I use it and lose my cool.
When I smile tell me some bad news, Before I laugh and act like a fool....
When my freshman roommate at Cornell found out I was Jewish, she was, at her request, moved to a different room.
She told me she didn't think she had ever seen a Jew before. My only response was to...
When neither their poverty nor their honor is touched, the majority of men live content.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli...
When nothing can possibly go wrong, it will.
When one burns one's bridges, what a very nice fire it makes. -- Dylan Thoma

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