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when i die, i'd like to go peacefully. in my sleep.
like my grandfather. not screaming, like the passengers in his car......
When I drink, *everybody* drinks!" a man shouted to the assembled bar patrons.
A loud general cheer went up....
When I first arrived in this country I had only fifteen cents in my pocket and a willingness to compromise.
-- Weber cartoon captio...
When I get real bored, I like to drive down town and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if i'm leaving.
-- Steven Wrigh...
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.
-- Steven Wrigh...
When I grow up, I want to be an honest lawyer so things like that can't happen.
-- Richard Nixon, as a boy, on the Teapot Dome scandal...
When I have one foot in the grave I will tell the truth about women.
I shall tell it, jump into my coffin, pull the lid over me, and say, "Do what you like now....
When I hear a man applauded by the mob I always feel a pang of pity for him.
All he has to do to be hissed is to live long enough. -- H.L. Mencken, "Minority Repo...
When I kill, the only thing I feel is recoil.
When I said "we", officer, I was referring to myself, the four young ladies, and, of course, the goat.

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