When I was a young man, I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal
woman. Well, I found her -- but alas, she was waiting for the ideal man.
-- Robert Schuman
woman. Well, I found her -- but alas, she was waiting for the ideal man.
-- Robert Schuman
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