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When some people decide it's time for everyone to make big changes, it means that they want you to change first.
When some people discover the truth, they just can't understand why everybody isn't eager to hear it.
When someone makes a move We'll send them all we've got, Of which we don't approve, John Wayne and Randolph Scott, Who is it that always intervenes?
Remember those exciting fighting scenes? U.N. and...
When someone says "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I wish done," give him a lollipop.
When speculation has done its worst, two plus two still equals four. -- S. Johnso
When taxes are due, Americans tend to feel quite bled-white and blue.
When the Apple IIc was introduced, the informative copy led off with a couple of asterisked sentence
It weighs less than 8 pounds.* And costs less than $1,300.** In tiny type were these "fulle...
When the ax entered the forest, the trees said, "The handle is one of us!" -- Turkish proverb
When the blind lead the blind they will both fall over the cliff. -- Chinese proverb
When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.

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