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When one knows women one pities men, but when one studies men, one excuses women. -- Horne Tooke
When one wants to get rid of an unsupportable pressure, one needs hashish. -- Friedrich Nietzsche
When one woman was asked how long she had been going to symphony concerts, she paused to calculate and replied, "Forty-seven years -- and I find I mind it less and less.
-- Louise Andrews Ke...
When oxygen Tech played Hydrogen U.
When people have trouble communicating, the least they can do is to shut up. -- Tom Lehre
When people say nothing, they don't necessarily mean nothing.
When pleasure remains, does it remain a pleasure?
When President Paul Doumer of France was assassinated in Paris in 1932, newspapers differed in their versions of the event.
This is from "Paris was Yesterday: 1925-1939" by Janet Flanner, edited by I...
When properly administered, vacations do not diminish productivity
for every week you're away and get nothing done, there's another when your boss is away and you get twice as much done....
When smashing monuments, save the pedstals -- they always come in handy.
-- Stanislaw J. Lem, "Unkempt Though...

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