When I Was A Child... We Had A Quick-sand Box In The Backyard.
When I was a child... We had a quick-sand box in the backyard...
I was an only child... eventually.
-- Stephen Wright
When I was a kid, we had a quick-sand box in the backyard.
I was an only child... eventually. -- Steven Wrigh...
When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box.
I was an only child...eventually. -- Steven Wrigh...
My father built a quicksand box in our back yard. I was an only child, eventually.
-- comedian Steven Wrigh...
I was an only child. Eventually.
I woke up this morning, and I realized that somebody had broken into my apartment, stolen all my things and replaced them with exact duplicates.
I asked my roommate if he noticed anything, and he said, 'Who are you?...
When I was a child, there were times when we had to entertain ourselves.
And usually the best way to do that was to turn on the TV. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.
-- Stephen Wrigh...
I collect rare photographs... I have two... One of Houdini locking his keys in his car.
.. the other is a rare picture of Norman Rockwell beating up a child. -- Stephen Wrigh...
When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me.
I said, "Well, what do you need?" -- Stephen Wrigh...