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When the government bureau's remedies don't match your problem, you modify the problem, not the remedy.
When the Guru administers, the users are hardly aware that he exists.
Next best is a sysop who is loved. Next, one who is feared....
When the leaders speak of peace The common folk know That war is coming When the leaders curse war The mobilization order is already written out.
Every day, to earn my daily bread I go to the marke...
When the lights are out, all women are fair. -- Plutarch
When the Ngdanga tribe of West Africa hold their moon love ceremonies, the men of the tribe bang their heads on sacred trees until they get a nose bleed, which usually cures them of that.
-- Mike Ha...
When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem starts to look like a nail.
When the President does it, that means it is not illegal. -- Richard Nixo
When the revolution comes, count your change.
When the saleman's car broke down, he walked to the nearest farmhouse to ask if he could stay the night.
The farmer agreed to put him up. "I live alone," he continued, "you can have the bedroom a...
When the sun shineth, make hay. -- John Heywood

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