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When the usher noticed a man stretched across three seats in a movie theatre, he walked over and whispered, "I'm sorry, sir, but you're allowed only a single seat.
The man moaned, but did not budge....
When the wind is great, bow before it; when the wind is heavy, yield to it.
When there are two conflicting versions of the story, the wise course is to believe the one in which people appear at their worst.
-- H. Allen Smith, "Let the Crabgrass Grow...
When there is an old maid in the house, a watch dog is unnecessary. -- Balzac
When things go well, expect something to explode, erode, collapse or just disappear.
When users see one GUI as beautiful, other user interfaces become ugly.
When users see some programs as winners, other programs become lossage....
When we are planning for posterity, we ought to remember that virtue is not hereditary.
-- Thomas Paine...
When we jumped into Sicily, the units became separated, and I couldn't find anyone.

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