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When Dexter's on the Internet, can Hell be far behind?
When does later become never?
When does summertime come to Minnesota, you ask? Well, last year, I think it was a Tuesday.
When eating an elephant take one bite at a time. -- Gen. C. Abram
When forecasting, give them a number or give them a date, but never both.
When God endowed human beings with brains, He did not intend to guarantee them.
When God saw how faulty was man He tried again and made woman.
As to why he then stopped there are two opinions. One of them is woman's. -- DeGourmo...
When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
-- Brendan Beha...
When I demanded of my friend what viands he preferred, He quoth
A large cold bottle, and a small hot bird!" -- Eugene Field, "The Bottle and the Bird...

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