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  However, luckily for you, I happen to be a quack. -- Richter cartoon captio...
• For fifteen days I struggled to prove that no functions analogous to those I have since called Fuchsian functions could exi
  I was then very ignorant. Every day I sat down at my work table where I spent an hour or two...
• Africa is God's country, and he can have it. Well, sir, we left New York drunk and early on the morning of February 2.
  After fifteen days on the water and six on the boat, we finally arrived on the shores of Africa....
• When my family arrived in this country four months ago, we spoke no English and had no money in our pockets.
  Today, we own a nationwide chain of wheel-balancing centers....
• Quote #85 While clearing out my file cabinet, I uncovered the following, which struck me as relevant to a lot of what goes on in comp.
  isks. Quoted from a paper, 'The Emperor's Old Clothes', by Charles Antony Richard Hoare, published in CACM Feb 1981...
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  I thought that was unlikely. All the computers on Star Trek were the size of a room and had big reel-to-reel tape recorders....
• I've had five years of happy marriage. Which isn't bad out of fifteen .
  .. She looked at me one night, said, "Do you think I'll lose my looks when I get old?...
• Our country has plenty of good five-cent cigars, but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them.