When I Get Real Bored, I Like To Drive Down Town And Get A Great Parking Spot, Then Sit In My Car And Count How Many People Ask Me If I'm Leaving.

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When I get real bored, I like to drive down town and get a great
parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me
if i'm leaving.
-- Steven Wright

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