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When a man assumes a public trust, he should consider himself as public property.
-- Thomas Jefferso...
When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life. -- Samuel Johnso
When a man knows he is to be hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates his mind wonderfully.
-- Samuel Johnso...
When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute.
But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute-- and it's longer than any hour....
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Sacha Guitry
When a man you like switches from what he said a year ago, or four years ago, he is a broad-minded man who has courage enough to change his mind with changing conditions.
When a man you don't like do...
When a person goes on a diet, the first thing he loses is his temper.
When a place gets crowded enough to require ID's, social collapse is not far away.
It is time to go elsewhere. The best thing about space travel is that it made it possible to go elsewhere....
When a shepherd goes to kill a wolf, and takes his dog along to see the sport, he should take care to avoid mistakes.
The dog has certain relationships to the wolf the shepherd may have forgotten. ...
When a woman gives me a present I have always two surprise
first is the present, and afterward, having to pay for it. -- Donnay...

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