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When arguments fail, use a blackjack. -- Ed "Spike" O'Donnell
When arguments fail, use a blackjack. -- Edward "Spike" O'Donnell, Al Capone associate.
When asked the definition of "pi": The Mathematicia
Pi is the number expressing the relationship between the circumference of a circle and its diameter....
When Boy Scouts do it, it's intense.
When childhood dies, its corpses are called adults. -- Brian Aldi
When choosing between two evils, I always like to take the one I've never tried before.
-- Mae West, "Klondike Annie...
When confronted by a difficult problem, you can often solve it quite easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger handle this?
When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger handle this?
When Cthulhu calls, He calls collect!
When democracy granted democratic methods to us in times of opposition, this was bound to happen in a democratic system.
However, we National Socialists never asserted that we represented a democrati...

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