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What's this stuff about people being "released on their own recognizance"?
Aren't we all out on own recognizance?...
When a Banker jumps out of a window, jump after him -- that's where the money is.
-- Robespierre...
When a camel flies, no one laughs if it doesn't get very far!
When a cow laughs, does milk come out of its nose?
When a fellow says, "It ain't the money but the principle of the thing," it's the money.
-- Kim Hubbard...
When a girl can read the handwriting on the wall, she may be in the wrong rest room.
When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattentions of one.
-- Helen Rowland...
When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattentions of one.
Helen Rowland...
When a lion meets another with a louder roar, the first lion thinks the last a bore. -- G.B. Shaw
When a lot of remedies are suggested for a disease, that means it can't be cured.
-- Chekhov, "The Cherry Orchard...

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