When A Person Goes On A Diet, The First Thing He Loses Is His Temper.

When A Person Goes On A Diet, The First Thing He Loses Is His Temper.

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When a person goes on a diet, the first thing he loses is his temper.

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When a person goes on a diet, the first thing he loses is his temper.
Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.
-- Oscar Wilde...
The jest loses its point when he who makes it is the first to laugh.
Q: What's the last thing that goes through a grasshopper's mind when he hits your windshield?
A: His ass....