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When a woman marries again it is because she detested her first husband.
When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. -- Wilde...
When alerted to an intrusion by tinkling glass or otherwise, 1) Calm yourself 2) Identify the intruder 3) If hostile, kill him.
Step number 3 is of particular importance. If you leave the guy alive ...
When Alexander Graham Bell died in 1922, the telephone people interrupted service for one minute in his honor.
They've been honoring him intermittently ever since, I believe. -- The Grab Bag...
When all else fails, EAT!!!
When all else fails, pour a pint of Guinness in the gas tank, advance the spark 20 degrees, cry "God Save the Queen!
and pull the starter knob. -- MG "Series MGA" Workshop Manual...
When all else fails, read the instructions.
When all else fails, try Kate Smith.
When all other means of communication fail, try words.
When among apes, one must play the ape.
When angry, count four; when very angry, swear. -- Mark Twai

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