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Ten years of rejection slips is nature's way of telling you to stop writing. -- R. Gei
Terence, this is stupid stuff: You eat your victuals fast enough
There can't be much amiss, 'tis clear, To see the rate you drink your beer....
Term, holidays, term, holidays, till we leave school, and then work, work, work till we die.
-- C.S. Lewi...
Tertullian was born in Carthage somewhere about 160 A.
D. He was a pagan, and he abandoned himself to the lascivious life of his city until about his 35th year, when he became a Christian....
Test for paraquat: Take amount of grass used in one joint, and wash in 5 cc's of water, agitating gently for 15 minutes.
Strain out leaves, leaving a brownish-yellow solution. Add 100 mg each of...
Testing can show the presense of bugs, but not their absence. -- Dijkstra
Test-tube babies shouldn't throw stones.
TEUTONIC: Not enough gin.
TEX is potentially the most significant invention in typesetting in this century.

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