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Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you.
Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure....
Tell me, O Octopus, I begs, Is those things arms, or is they legs?
I marvel at thee, Octopus; If I were thou, I'd call me us. -- Ogden Nash...
Tell me what to think!!!
Tell me why the stars do shine, Tell me why the ivy twines, Tell me why the sky's so blue, And I will tell you just why I love you.
Nuclear fusion makes stars to shine, Phototropism makes ivy twine...
Telling the truth to people who misunderstand you is generally promoting a falsehood, isn't it?
-- A. Hope...
Tempt me with a spoon!
Tempt not a desperate man. -- William Shakespeare, "Romeo and Julie
Ten of the meanest cons in the state pen met in the corner of the yard to shoot some craps.
The stakes were enormous, the tension palpable....
Ten of the meanest cons in the state pen met in the corner of the yard to shoot some craps.
The stakes were enormous, the tension palpable....
Ten persons who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent. -- Napoleon I

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