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Texas A&M football coach Jackie Sherrill went to the office of the Dean of Academics because he was concerned about his players' mental abilities.
"My players are just too stupid for me to deal with...
Texas is Hell on woman and horses. -- Wayne Oake
Thank you for observing all safety precautions.
That all men should be brothers is the dream of people who have no brothers.
-- Charles Chincholles, "Pensees de tout le monde...
That does not compute.
That feeling just came over me. -- Albert DeSalvo, the "Boston Strangle
That government is best which governs least. -- Henry David Thoreau, "Civil Disobedience
That is the true season of love, when we believe that we alone can love, that no one could have loved so before us, and that no one will love in the same way as us.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe...
That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once, It said "Good-bye. -- Richard Armou
That must be wonderful: I don't understand it at all. -- Moliere

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