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The adjuration to be "normal" seems shockingly repellent to me
I see neither hope nor comfort in sinking to that low level....
The advantage of being celibate is that when one sees a pretty girl one does not need to grieve over having an ugly one back home.
-- Paul Leautaud, "Propos dun jou...
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being but to remind him that he is already degraded.
-- George Orwell...
The aim of science is to seek the simplest explanations of complex facts.
Seek simplicity and distrust it. -- Whitehead....
The alarm clock that is louder than God's own belongs to the roommate with the earliest class.
The algorithm for finding the longest path in a graph is NP-complete.
For you systems people, that means it's *real slow*. -- Bart Mille...
The all-softening overpowering knell, The tocsin of the soul, -- the dinner bell. -- Lord Byro
The Almighty in His infinite wisdom did not see fit to create Frenchmen in the image of Englishmen.
-- Winston Churchill, 1942...
The American Dental Association announced today that most plaque tends to form on teeth around 4
00 PM in the afternoon. Film at 11:00....
The American nation in the sixth ward is a fine people
hey love the eagle -- on the back of a dollar. -- Finlay Peter Dunne...

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