Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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The 11 is for people with the pride of a 10 and the pocketbook of an 8. -- R.B. Greenberg
The 357.73 Theory -- Auditors always reject expense accounts with a bottom line divisible by 5.
The 80's -- when you can't tell hairstyles from chemotherapy.
The 'A' is for content, the 'minus' is for not typing it.
Don't ever do this to my eyes again. -- Professor Ronald Brady, Philosophy, Ramapo State College...
The Abrams' Principle: The shortest distance between two points is off the wall.
The absence of labels [in ECL] is probably a good thing. -- T. Cheatham
The absent ones are always at fault.
The absurd is the essential concept and the first truth. -- A. Camu
The abuse of greatness is when it disjoins remorse from power.
-- William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesa...
The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech. -- Clifton Fadima

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