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The animals are not as stupid as one thinks -- they have neither doctors nor lawyers.
-- L. Docquie...
The annual meeting of the "You Have To Listen To Experience" Club is now in session.
Our Achievement Awards this year are in the fields of publishing, advertising and industry....
The answer to the question of Life, the Universe, and Everything is.
.. Four day work week, Two ply toilet paper!...
The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
Says he, "Go and multiply." Several months pass....
The arms business is founded on human folly, that is why its depths will never be plumbed and why it will go on forever.
All weapons are defensive and all spare parts are non-lethal. The plainest p...
The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion.
Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability....
The Army needs leaders the way a foot needs a big toe. -- Bill Murray
The assertion that "all men are created equal" was of no practical use in effecting our separation from Great Britain and it was placed in the Declaration not for that, but for future use.
-- Abrah...
The astronomer Francesco Sizi, a contemporary of Galileo, argues that Jupiter can have no satellite
There are seven windows in the head, two nostrils, two ears, two eyes, and a mouth; so in the he...

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