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The amount of time between slipping on the peel and landing on the pavement is precisely 1 bananosecond.
The amount of weight an evangelist carries with the almighty is measured in billigrahams.
The Analytical Engine weaves Algebraical patterns just as the Jacquard loom weaves flowers and leaves.
-- Ada Augusta, Countess of Lovelace, the first programme...
The Anarchists' [national] anthem is an international anthem that consists of 365 raspberries blown in very quick succession to the tune of "Camptown Races".
Nobody has to stand up for it, nobody ha...
The Ancient Doctrine of Mind Over Matter: I don't mind.
.. and you don't matter. -- As revealed to reporter G. Rivera by Swami Havabanana...
The Angels want to wear my red shoes. -- E. Costello
The anger of a woman is the greatest evil with which you can threaten your enemies. -- Bonnard
The Anglo-Saxon conscience does not prevent the Anglo-Saxon from sinning, it merely prevents him from enjoying his sin.
--Salvador De Madariaga...
The angry man always thinks he can do more than he can. -- Albertano of Brescia

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